Learn it, live it.

‎1. Bring your own condoms, towel, and ho' bag. Extra underwear optional, but nice.

2. Buy some fresh ones you like this girl right. Check expiration date on the condom package, make sure it has air bubble inside, squeeze the packet make sure it didn't leak.

3. Use the condom, knuckle head.

4. Make sure it doesn"t come off.

5. After using the condom.  Fill it with water to check for leaks or tears.

6. Deposit the contents in the toilet.  Hold on to it and don't flush the condom.  They will block up the pipes and have to be skimmed out at the waste treatment plant.  Collect the condom and wrapper.  Wrap in toilet paper.  Place in Ho' bag if you feel TP is not enough barrier, then is the condom enough of a barrier.

7. If you take a shower use your own soap from your ho' bag. Do you really want to smell like cumber salad?  Brush teeth, reapply deodorant.

8. When you leave her place. TAKE the condom WITH YOU, dispose of it in a secure manner. If you determine she is nuts or has a really bad case of baby rabies burning is not to extreme. 

9. Never say; "I love you" or promise anything, to get sex. You will be held to it and you are extra stupid at those times. 


10. Learn not to lie to yourself. Only after you are honest with yourself can you be honest with anyone else.


11. When you find one that can earn your trust and love, then you can relax.  But until then protect yourself.