Happily Ever After.....

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" 

And the Prince lived happily ever after.  He rode motorcycles, hunted, fished, raced cars, and dated women half his age.  He never had to hear bitching, nor pay child support or alimony.  He got to keep his house and guns.  He ate beans blew enormous farts and left the toilet seat up.

All his friends and family thought he was cool as hell.  

 

Derry Bowden